February 2012
4 posts
November 2011
1 post
September 2011
3 posts
Rest your bones: hjk →
ianrennt:
Wow. The ratio of original blogs to reblogs are staggering.
I spoke to Mason about this today, and it was a really good conversation. Mason is keeping track of his new film. He told me that there were seven times more posts about it than actual views on the movie. That’s a lot. Numbers of…
July 2011
1 post
fuckyeahlost:
Titus Welliver and Mark Pellegrino step back into their roles as the Man in Black (aka “Barry”) and Jacob, respectively, for a new LOST video that debuted at Comic-Con entitled “The Marbled Rye.” (via)
“They want answers Jacob, not corks!”
February 2011
2 posts
December 2010
3 posts
Deeply dead Dexter dating debutante doxies?
"The Dark Passenger laughed and loved it and I...
I feel sickly today so I started reading “Darkly Dreaming Dexter.” I like it so far.
November 2010
1 post
Corn always leaves in a strange fashion. It’s like it wants to stand out and be noticed.
October 2010
5 posts
My wife had an affair with a robot.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I just downloaded a computer virus that has given all my clothes a static cling. These guys are getting good.
I won’t tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you, ‘cause I’m bluffing With my muffin, I’m not lying I’m just stunning with my love glue gunning Just like a dick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this … Check this hand because I’m marvelous
September 2010
23 posts
“We’ll choke on our vomit and that will be our end. We’re fated to pretend.”
1 tag
I have the fucking most amazing wife, ever.
My wife needs to be taken down a peg.
My wife is smart.
My wife is beautiful.
I touch myself to bad ideas.
I threw out my beer bong today. All part of the adulthood process I guess. I was going to eat some leftover cheese sticks and put pepperoni on them, but that seemed childish too.
August 2010
13 posts
I’d be more productive if I weren’t so naked.
My wife is weak.